Hillary V. Boyd, 36, and her husband, Jonathon Gordon Granger, 32, of 3377 Hibiscus Ave., East Naples, were charged with stealing a lobster from a tank at the Red Lobster restaurant in Naples, Florida.
Police gave this account of what led to their seafood-stealing suspects:
On Monday, around 3:30 p.m., patrons at the restaurant reported seeing a man later identified as Granger walk out the front door of the restaurant at 2355 U.S. 41 N. with a live Maine lobster tucked under his shirt.
Quick-thinking witnesses grabbed the license tag number and description of the car Granger had gotten into with Boyd and alerted management. The car had sped off.
Police ran the tag through dispatchers and found it was registered to Granger and Boyd.
So an officer called their home and left a phone message. He left his cellular phone number and asked the couple to call so they could clear up the matter. Just before 8 p.m., Boyd called the officer back.
He explained to her that he was looking into the stolen lobster case and asked her if she had been at the Red Lobster on Monday afternoon. She said she’d been there with her husband, but she didn’t know anything about the lobster.
The officer explained that the restaurant wanted to be paid for the lobster and to have the couple banned from the restaurant, and no charges would be pressed.
Boyd again said she didn’t know what the officer was talking about. The officer asked to talk to her husband. Granger admitted that he stole the lobster. He agreed to pay for the lobster and sign a trespass warning to keep out of jail.
“(Granger) said he was buzzed from drinking and that it was a stupid mistake,'’ police reports say.
A short time later, Boyd arrived, lobster in hand.
When the officer explained that the couple would be banned from Red Lobster, Boyd got loud and started yelling obscenities, upsetting diners in the restaurant. Police had met her in the banquet room.
“This is a (expletive) joke. We’re in trouble for a (expletive) $8.99 lobster?'’ she said.
The officer asked her to calm down, but she continued to be loud. She told the officer that she was taking the blame for the lobster theft and not her husband. The officer explained that her husband had to sign the trespassing warning, too.
“Boyd stated … that I could take her to jail for the lobster,'’ the report says. Police also say it appeared Boyd was under the influence of alcohol.
Boyd then grabbed the restaurant manager by the waist and pushed the officer in the shoulder after he’d warned her not to touch anyone. Boyd then started fighting with the officer and he had to take her to the ground to control her.
Another officer met Granger in the parking lot, where he’d been waiting for his wife, and he fought with police. While one officer fought with him, another had to run after Boyd, who had tried to run from police.
Both were then taken to the Collier County jail. Once at the jail, Boyd pushed a jail officer, leading to another charge.
Boyd, who told police she is a bartender at the Collier Athletic Club, is facing charges of obtaining food with intent to defraud, resisting an officer with violence, disorderly conduct, battery and battery on a law enforcement officer.
Granger, who says he is an unemployed laborer, is charged with retail theft and resisting an officer with violence.