A woman in Stevens Point, Wisconsin, didn’t have to do much searching for the dumbass who was likely to have broken into her house and swiped a camera right out of her purse.
According to police, the burglar was smart enough to leave behind his probation and parole card.

The woman went through her purse after the burglary, which took place earlier this month, to make sure nothing else but the camera was stolen, Detective Sergeant Tony Babl said.

She found the aforementioned card, complete with the time and date stamp on it for the next appointment with his parole officer.

According to Babl, “He must’ve had the card in his hand when he went into her purse. He doesn’t even know how it got there.”

As of February 25, the dumbass had not yet been charged, though the police plan to ask that burglary charges be filed in the coming week for at least eight other burglaries over the last three years, according to Babl.

If this dodo appeared on Doctor Phil, the life strategist would say to him, “What were you thinkin’?” Well, apparently, nothing at all. Police in Mill Valley, California, say they have busted Steven Coburn for mailing marijuana simply because of the return address he put on the envelope. You guessed it, it was his real home address.

Investigators claim that the dodo mailed half a pound of maryjane through an undisclosed shipping company but forgot to put the address on the package. Pursuant to the policy of that company, employees opened the package to see if Coburn had mistakenly sealed the label inside. When they discovered the pot, they called the police.

Coburn is free on bail, after being charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell.

This story was sent to me by a friend of mine. It mine. It happened at our local police station…..
College student tries to buy pot at cop shop. West Fargo Police Officer Ken Zeeb figured it was just a silly
college prank when a student phoned the police station looking to score some marijuana. But the joke was on the student when she actually showed up to buy the pot. Zeeb arrested 20-year-old Grace Sium of Fargo for criminal attempt and possession of drug paraphernalia at 3:58 a.m. Saturday.
According to Zeeb:
Sium, a junior at North Dakota State University, called the cop shop about 3:15 a.m., wanting to know where she could buy some marijuana.
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The dispatcher told her several times that selling and possessing marijuana was illegal. But Sium insisted, so the dispatcher told her there was marijuana in the evidence locker, and that if she came to the police station he would “hook her up.” Zeeb had arrived for his 4 a.m. shift about 15 minutes early and was in the station’s locker room when Sium arrived. “The dispatcher got on the intercom and said, `You know what? She’s here. She just handed me $3 for marijuana,’ ” Zeeb said. Zeeb said Sium didn’t appear to be surprised when he arrested her. “She didn’t seem like she was really under the influence of drugs or alcohol,” he said. “She understood what was going on and articulated herself well.” Sium, who is originally from Oakdale, Minn., did not return a phone message left for her Saturday at the Cass County Jail.
Zeeb, a police officer for the past 15 years, said he worked narcotics for 7½ years and has arrested people for trying to buy drugs at a house as it was being searched by police. But Saturday’s incident was “about the craziest thing I’ve ever come across,” he said.
“This is something that you couldn’t even make up,” he said.

Darrell Robert McCammon filed for an open mayoral spot in Hagerstown. The 51 year old did not take many things into account.

First, Darrell was on probation for stealing the bicycle helmet and bicycle from a Hagerstown city police officer. He violated the probation by driving under the influence. He stole the bicycle and was caught within ten minutes, his excuse for stealing the bike from officer C.T. Streightiff, he thought it belonged to a different officer. As if that makes it ok?

He also had a charge of concealing a deadly weapon. This occurred when he showed a knife to an off-duty Montgomery County police officer.

Well, our lovely criminal decided to file for mayor, which, I think, takes the cake. He listed his name as Darrell “Bikeman” McCammon on the application for mayor. Clearly he was proud (?) of his notoriety. I would have voted for the “Bikeman” myself, if only his application was not denied for living outside of
city limits.

This crook seriously tried to apply for mayor in a town in which he stole a police officer’s bike and helmet, used a lame excuse for doing so and was not even a resident of said town. Maybe not the dumbest criminal, but definitely a dumb mayoral candidate.

Source: http://www.herald-mail.com

My husband is a police officer in a small city, so we run into a lot of people we know everywhere. One day when he was in civilian clothes, in a local Wal-Mart a man stopped my husband and was talking to him for about 10min. I continued down the isle without him. When he caught up with me, he told me that the man with whom he was speaking to was telling him about how he and his wife were getting along so well and were having regular phone conversations and visits. He then told me that both the husband and wife had mutual restraining orders on each other. So the next day he when he reported to work, he filed for warrants bor both of their arrests. Which just proves how stupid criminals really are. Just because he does not have a uniform on, doesn’t mean that he is no longer a police man.

P.S. My husband was the responding officer in the
domestic that resulted in the mutual restraining orders for the blissful
couple.

If you are on the run from prison and you want to check into a hotel, don’t register under your real name!

That’s what a bonehead in Tampa, Florida, did after he walked away from a work release job. That bonehead was 42-year-old Freddie Vasquez, who had a job at a company called S.E.E.R.S., at 6902 East 7th Avenue. At about 10:45 AM on February 22, he left that job.

Detectives obtained information that he was a regular at a hotel on North 50th Street. They went to the hotel and found that he had checked in–under his actual name. They went to his room and busted him without the bonehead putting up fight.

According to detectives, Vasquez (our bonehead) was serving time for violating his probation on charges of grand theft.

Had he not escaped, he would have been released in June.

Now, he could get another 15 years tacked on to his sentence for felony escape.

Houston, Texas, Feb. 19, 2006
Three men went into a store to rob it. There were several customers shopping at the time. While waiting for the customers to leave, one man picked up a cell phone, examined it, and took a picture of himself. Then, after the customers left the store, the three men proceeded to rob the store, leaving the phone with the picture on the counter. The police now have the picture of the dumb crook, and put it on TV for
everyone to see.