A 39 year old man was arrested on the main south-north highway in Australia, up at the northern end. The cops pulled him over and found that apart from driving in an erratic manner, and speeding (10mph or so over the 80mph/130kph limit), he had two marijuana plants in the back seat. There were also two smoking implements and a loaded gun. In the boot (trunk) was more marijuana.

He was also masturbating and filming himself, which had led to him driving erratically and the interest of the police. He confessed at the scene that he’d been filming himself masturbating for the thousands of kilometres (over a thousand miles) he’d travelled up from Adelaide in the south. He also admitted that he didn’t have a driver’s licence. He pleaded guilty in court to dangerous driving and was fined $2,000. He’d previously been gaoled until next August on the other charges.