if u cant laugh at a joke,wut u gonna do wit it ???




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if u cant laugh at a joke,wut u gonna do wit it ???

 
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Jeffrey Dahmer



Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 19

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:48 pm    Post subject: if u cant laugh at a joke,wut u gonna do wit it ??? Reply with quote

these r actually my jokes(i'm so proud o myself)
i'm not really the 1 liner type,so bare with me,usually my stories r the best,but i like 2 tell those in person..they get better at the bottom maybe(ya right)but u aint gotta laugh wit my jokes,u can laugh at'em,cuz....

CORNY STUFF BUT...wut joke aint

what is a vendictive money hungry wife's motto?
where there's a will,there's a way Twisted Evil

my mom asked me when i's gonna get a job,i said i got 1,
she said besides botherin me,i said i'm a gardener,
atleast 12 hours a day,i plant my ass on the couch Cool

what is an alchoholic's motto?
screw it,cant liver foerever Crying or Very sad

if my jokes were people,there hobby would be collecting dust Mad

i have a boat phobia,not so much canoes,yachts,or paddleboats,or battleships or even ghostships,
just relation-ships,they have a tendancy on sinking quickly Rolling Eyes

never tried weed,cuz of my fear of heights

what if Mr. Ed was suspected of cocaine or marijauna abuse,what would,his following detectives be called,pony tails?
and if they wanted a hair smple 4 drugtesting,what would his response be?weave me alone(corny)

in the event that lightning struck a news reporters house,
what would u call that? a newsflash

my favorite thing 2 do is nothing,but i also like 2 sleep and dream about my next nap at work

1 time i ran this race,and then i woke up on the finish line,
not 4 me,only things i can catch are Z's and drumsticks in a foodfight,jokin,i only eat 3 square meals a day,the rest i put on those regular round plates,and i guard my plate like a catcher at the world series x a rabid dog(told u it would get corny)

the best thing my wife can cook ,is a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich,and not a very good 1,but she likes 2 prepare big meals,so i hired my dog and gave him an under the table job
but he quit due 2 crappy material

my wife made me promise 2 stop lying,
thats the only time i literally made and broke a promise at the same time Shocked
also my wife gave me a promise ring,
yep,she put it right around my eye and promised if i ever called her that again she'd leave me,
just not alone,with my 2 kids and more bills than hat world filled with Williams(i love my kids and wife really)

at work i explained 2 a trainee,the only stupid question is 1 that u dont ask,he replied,what do u mean? Rolling Eyes

these r really my jokes
got so much material,it's just insane(notebooks full,stories,1 liners,all kinds o stuff)

yall got any corny jokes


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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miro
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Joined: 26 Jul 2005
Posts: 51

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very cool, I massed up my monitor Smile.
Sorry for deleting one of your jokes. I would have to create some special category called “adult dirty jokes” for that one.
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Jeffrey Dahmer



Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 19

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanx man,but its cool, aint worried bout that joke,i had my doughts,aint tryin 2 flood wit jokes,but i'll probably put sum more down next week or so

by the way,did u get my pm

no big deal,i's just wonderin bout what i asked u 4 future reference
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miro
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I got your PM.
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Jeffrey Dahmer



Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 19

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

miro wrote:
Yes I got your PM.


ok.......
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a those jokes were slick

i liked the relation-ship and the 2 promise 1's the most
u gonna post anymore
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Jeffrey Dahmer



Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 19

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya probably
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