dumb blond thread(your jokes)

Jeffrey Dahmer · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

any1 have any original blonde jokes,or if not,just clever 1's period

i once told a blonde that i could speak french and spanish,then asked her if she knew any others besides
english,she said,"ya i'm fluent in body language"

she told me she loves books,she just cant stand all the pictures in between

what's the closest thing 4 blondes 2 brain enhancement?
breast augmentation aka fake tatas

what's the 2nd closest?
hair dye

blondes r known 2 shoot there mouth off without checking 2 see if the gun is loaded,and when it is,there still only shootin blanks out of a jammed pistol

why do blondes create imaginary friends?
they want 2 find an airhead that they can relate 2

why did God create blondes?cuz he was sick of fat jokes(thats just wrong)

a blonde wanted 2 commit suicide,so she parked the car at a dead end and wondered what was takin so damn long,"aint got all day here!"

what does a blonde do if she's having a smelly day?
wheres car fresheners as earings

a blonde walked in2 an office 4 a job interview,when the employer asked her 2 take a seat,
she replied where?

further in the interview,he asked her if she had any nicknames,she said,"no,my name is Jenny Sue Smith,none of em are Nick,i thought that was a boy's name?" he said,no are there another name that u go by,or people who know u call u
she said,"ya,a lot of people just call me stupid"

what does Jenny Sues' mom say 2 deter her from t drugs?
u shouldnt do them,they'll kill ur brain cell

a blonde with multiple personality disorder who is confronted with a problem where her different personalities disagree or r debating is like a special olympics race,no matter who wins,ur still a retard
and if her personalities agree,than its simply another case of blonde leading the blonde

original,so w/e,any1 got any?

Guest · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject:

i once told a blonde that i knew french and spanish,and asked if she knew any other's besides english,she said,"ya i'm fluent in body language"

she told me she loves books,she just cant stand all the pictures in between

what's the closest thing 4 blondes 2 brain enhancement?
breast augmentation aka fake tatas

what's the 2nd closest?
hair dye

blondes r known 2 shoot there mouth off without checking 2 see if the gun is loaded,and when it is,there still only shootin blanks out of a jammed pistol

why do blondes create imaginary friends?
they want 2 find an airhead that they can relate 2

why did God create blondes?cuz he was sick of fat jokes(thats just wrong) Crying or Very sad

a blonde wanted 2 commit suicide,so she parked the car at a dead end and wondered what was takin so damn long,"aint got all day here!"

what does a blonde do if she's having a smelly day?
wheres car fresheners as earings

a blonde walked in2 an office 4 a job interview,when the employer asked her 2 take a seat,
she replied where? Rolling Eyes

further in the interview,he asked her if she had any nicknames,she said,"no,my name is Jenny Sue Smith,none of em are Nick,i thought that was a boy's name?" he said,no are there another name that u go by,or people who know u call u
she said,"ya,a lot of people just call me stupid"

what does Jenny Sues' mom say 2 deter her from t drugs?
u shouldnt do them,they'll kill ur brain cell

a blonde with multiple personality disorder who is confronted with a problem where her different personalities disagree or r debating is like a special olympics race,no matter who wins,ur still a retard
and if her personalities agree,than its simply another case of blonde leading the blonde

Jeffrey Dahmer · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

^^^didnt log in under my name,thats why those r posted twice Embarassed

c-lark · Guest

how do u know a blonde used your computer because there is white out on the scren.

Jeffrey Dahmer · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

thats good^^