10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over




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10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Officer your eyes are glazed have you been eating doughnuts. Very Happy Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: Police Jokes Reply with quote

Officer your eyes are glazed have you been eating doughnuts? Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when a fine busty female officer states,"anything u say can and will be held against u"

respond"tits"
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

for got one..

cop say: sir your eyes look red.. have u been smoking.

man says: officer ur eyes look glazed ahve u been eating donuts? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

responsible replies to "How Fast Are You Going Now?"
- almost fast enough to change into third
- faster than anything you've got at police headquarters
- dont pretend you care. you never loved me anyway
- cant talk. in middle of drag race ...
- dont know. my girlfriends heads in the way
- no bloody idea. i fell asleep 10 minutes ago
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