10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over

Guest · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:24 am Post subject:

Officer your eyes are glazed have you been eating doughnuts. Very Happy

Wynter · Guest

Officer your eyes are glazed have you been eating doughnuts? Very Happy

Jeffrey Dahmer · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

when a fine busty female officer states,"anything u say can and will be held against u"

respond"tits"

Guest · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject:

for got one..

cop say: sir your eyes look red.. have u been smoking.

man says: officer ur eyes look glazed ahve u been eating donuts? Laughing

Guest · Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:40 am Post subject:

responsible replies to "How Fast Are You Going Now?"
- almost fast enough to change into third
- faster than anything you've got at police headquarters
- dont pretend you care. you never loved me anyway
- cant talk. in middle of drag race ...
- dont know. my girlfriends heads in the way
- no bloody idea. i fell asleep 10 minutes ago