Nosey neighbor!

ethermanx · Joined: 10 Sep 2006 Posts: 12 Location: CHI-Town

Nosey neighbor :

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my

lawn chair drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

A neighbor lady from across the street, outraged

at this, ranover and shouted at me, "you should be hung!"

I took a long drink from my can of Budweiser, slowly wiped the cold foam
from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray ban Sunglasses

and stared directly at this nosey neighbor.

And then calmly replied,

"I am."
"That's why she cuts the grass".