Joined: 10 Sep 2006
|Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: Pharmacy
|A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy
The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,"Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
All kinds of BAD things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied,"Well now, That's different. You didn't tell me you had a