ethermanx
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 12
Location: CHI-Town
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 Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: Pharmacy |
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy
some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,"Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in
jail!
All kinds of BAD things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in
bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied,"Well now, That's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription"  |
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