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ethermanx



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:15 am    Post subject: Are my Testicles Black? Reply with quote

A male patient is
lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask.
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young
nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body"
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir.

The man pulls off his oxygen
mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely......



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