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A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store.

 
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:04 pm    Post subject: A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. Reply with quote

A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. The man said
to the judge, "Your Honor, I'm a Christian. I've become a new man. But I
have and old nature also. It was not my new man who did wrong. It was my
old man."
The judge responded, "Since it was the old man that broke the law, we'll
sentence him to 60 days in jail. And since the new man was an accomplice
in the theft, we'll give him 30 days, too. I therefore sentence you both
to 90 days in jail."
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