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florida



Joined: 28 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:29 pm    Post subject: floored the Ferrari Reply with quote
Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights on. Figuring he could just lose the cop he floored the Ferrari. 130, 140, 150 and still the cop was right on his tail. 170, 180, still could not ditch the cop. Giving up he pulled over.
The cop approached the car," Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen"
"Well, he stated, " Just last week my wife ran off with a cop."
"SO WHAT!!!" the cop screamed.
"I thought you were trying to bring her back."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can identify with the auther, but it wasn' t a cop. It was a trash collecter.
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