Joined: 10 Sep 2006
|Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject: Nosey neighbor!
|Nosey neighbor :
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my
lawn chair drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
A neighbor lady from across the street, outraged
at this, ranover and shouted at me, "you should be hung!"
I took a long drink from my can of Budweiser, slowly wiped the cold foam
from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray ban Sunglasses
and stared directly at this nosey neighbor.
And then calmly replied,
"That's why she cuts the grass".