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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:07 am    Post subject: 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over Reply with quote

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You missed one;
You ARE a cop? I thought you were one of the Village people
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you missed one.......oink oink
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or, Could I see your ID please. (to the cop)
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bob
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:22 pm    Post subject: top ten things not to say to cops Reply with quote

will you hold my 22 while i get my license.[/quote]
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

add another one to the list!

BAD COP! NO DOUGHNUT!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
add another one to the list!

BAD COP! NO DOUGHNUT!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer

Cool
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Tolleson Killer
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:09 am    Post subject: Funny Reply with quote

Im suprised You pulled me ove dunkin doughnuts is having a two for 1 special. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:10 am    Post subject: Re: Funny Reply with quote

Tolleson Killer wrote:
Im suprised You pulled me over dunkin doughnuts is having a two for 1 special. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No You Assume The Posistion.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here,s one. Officer want a hit off my joint. Very Happy
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tit
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: ops n cocks Reply with quote

im not as thunk as you drink i am
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:21 am    Post subject: Police Jokes Reply with quote

Dare to keep cops off doughnuts. Smile
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