10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over

Guest

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Guest · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:18 pm Post subject:

You missed one;
You ARE a cop? I thought you were one of the Village people

miro · Site Admin Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 51

Guest · Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:39 pm Post subject:

you missed one.......oink oink

Guest · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject:

Or, Could I see your ID please. (to the cop)

bob · Guest

will you hold my 22 while i get my license.[/quote]

Guest · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:52 am Post subject:

add another one to the list!

BAD COP! NO DOUGHNUT!

Guest · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:44 pm Post subject:

Jeffrey Dahmer · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 19

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer

Cool

Tolleson Killer · Guest

Im suprised You pulled me ove dunkin doughnuts is having a two for 1 special. Laughing

Guest · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:10 am Post subject: Re: Funny

Tolleson Killer · Guest

No You Assume The Posistion.

Blackwolf · Guest

Here,s one. Officer want a hit off my joint. Very Happy

tit · Guest

im not as thunk as you drink i am

wynter · Guest

Dare to keep cops off doughnuts. Smile