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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:39 pm    Post subject: Girls night out Reply with quote

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they

stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she

thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend,

however was wearing a
rather expensive pair of panties and did not

want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to

a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they

proceeded to go home. The
next day one of the women's husbands was

concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,

so he phoned the
other husband and said,

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst..

my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
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