Prison or work?

miro · Site Admin Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 51

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a
bit clearer:

1) IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

2) IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

3) IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

4) IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

5) IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

6) IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

7) IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.

8 ) IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

9) IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

10) IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers or supervisors