Joined: 20 Nov 2005
|Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject: more annoyin jokes
|wuld a 30 year old midget go 2 a doctor or a pediatrician?
(thats just wrong)
when i was 8,i's sittin on the couch starin at the tv,andmy babysitter asked me if i was watching the t.v.,i said,"no its watching me,so u can leave"
i was workin underneath my car 1 day,when a friend comes up and says,wut u doin,workin on ur car.i said"no kinda hot outside,i'm down here tryin 2 get some shade 2 take a nap
peolpe ask me where i'm from,i'm like my mothers womb,but i was raised in the house(corny)
this was funny when it happened,
my philosophy proff. asked me" if a tree falls in the woods,and nothing was around 2 hear it,does it really make noise?" i replied"since i wasnt paying attention,did u really ask me that question?"stupid but funny at the time
if a black person was elected president,whats the first thing he'd do 4 this great nation of ours?
paint the white house
this guy heard time was money,and this genius writes 10 minutes on a piece of paper and says "how much can i get 4 it?" at a pawn shop
ok, ya the guy was me,dammit
at a buffet i brought 2 much back on my plate,culdnt finish and my wife asked me,"why do u do that,waste o food)i replied,"#$%& happens.....
and sometimes it dont and just stays on ur plate
just 2 see the look on her face,i wanta light some candles,get some music flowin,set the mood completly,and when she sits down 2 eat,i lift up the top o the trey,and inside r the 2 most mouth waterin mcdonalds double cheeseburgers u ever seen
toss her hers,and be like,ya girl,i got u extra pickles,gotta splurge everyonce in a while
and sorry they so cold,i thought you was gonna be here 4 hours ago
and had fries ,but i ate em,damn
my wife wuld....
i need 2 hire a P.I. 2 find me a job,cuz its hard 2 get a job interview 2 take place on my couch, and even no there r windows in my house,its hard 2 look 4 a job from the couch
or say a guys about 2 propose,he's obviously not bendin down 2 tie his shoe,and the girl is melting in front of him
then he opens 2 show her the ring and its a 25cent ring from food lion
then ashton k.comes runnin out," u just got punked"
i wish ihad a 2hr memory span,cuz i'd watch clerks over and over for the rest of my life
another name 4 a porn director?drill sargent,--- here private butkiss
(if that last part is 2 nasty...)
brawling is stupid,usually over words,
by the way if any1 has anything derrogatory 2 say about my jokes,u can meet me anytime u want on my website www.mynextlife.com where i'm 260pounds of muscle,
or u can meet me on the forum and i'll call u a dum dum face(uuuuoooo)
thats right i said it
what is the definition of constipation?a deep seated problem(call the priest,i need someone 2 exorsice these demons,the priest gets there and says push,9 months later,she givs birth 2 a lil #$%&head)all parents hav called there kid a #$%&head atleast 1ce
gotta go i got a large pizza wit triple extra cheese on it 2 eat