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	<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 04:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Man Hands Marijuana To Court Security</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 04:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Cleveland, Tennessee, was arrested after pulling pot from his pocket at a security check at a court there. The unidentified man was visiting courts section of the Bradley County Justice Center on May 12 when he was asked to empty his pockets into a plastic bowl, a standard procedure.
Sheriff Tim Gobble said that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Busted Stealing At Police Auction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 05:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Mixing a little business with pleasure, police in Bismarck, North Dakota, arrested a suspect for stealing stuff from their annual auction.
The sale, held May 10 at the police impound lot, attracted hundreds of people. One of those people, an unidentified 40-year-old man, was caught stealing a screwdriver set from the inside of one of the vehicles that was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Mac Attack Results In Arrest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[An apparent case of the munchies got four teenagers in Hailey, Idaho, in trouble with police there the night of May 10 at a McDonald&#8217;s restaurant on North Main Street.
One teen was arrested on suspicion of driving while under the influence and all four face possible misdemeanor possession of marijuana charges, according to Hailey Assistant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Mistakenly Dials Deputy To Order Weed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Authorities in McMinnville, Tennessee, have arrested a man whom they say misdialed and ordered pot from a sheriff&#8217;s deputy there.
Sheriff Jackie Matheny said that Deputy Jason Rowland was off duty when his cell phone rang and the voice on the other end asked if he had any &#8220;smoke.&#8221; Rowland played along and the caller ordered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Calls Cops On Girlfriend, Ends Up Under Arrest Himself On Open Warrant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 03:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Fort Pierce, Florida, apparently had exhausted all other options the morning of May 7 to get his girlfriend to stop yelling at him.
So as the couple argued, the man, identified as 41-year-old Israel Rosado, decided to cut himself with a kitchen knife.
“This was the only way to get that stupid (woman) to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Robber Hides Cash In Anus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 03:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Cromwell, New Zealand, who robbed a bank there back on April 3 was a little too anal for his own good. He was found with the cash hidden up his anus, Judge Alistair Garland heard in the Alexandra District Court heard May 8.
The unemployed man, identified as 36-year-old Michael Geoffrey Linn, confessed that day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whizzinator Bag Backfires For Man On Probation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 02:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[One man in Jacksonville, Florida, let a little too much hang out during a trip to the bathroom.
Police there say that the man, identified as 28-year-old Timothy Harris, went to use the lavatory for a pee test. He is on probation.
Harris pulled down his shorts, and much to his chagrin, a supervising officer spotted something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teen Accused Of Attempting To Rob Undercover Cops</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 05:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A teenager in Yonkers, New York, faces a long list of charges after police there allege that he tried to rob two men, only to find out that they were undercover police officers.
According to police, the cops were in their unmarked car, doing undercover surveillance work, when the teen, identified as 19-year-old Michael Garcia, reached into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Gives Police False Name, Not Knowing That Said Name Is That Of Wanted Felon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 05:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, who lied to police in an attempt to hide his unpaid traffic citations nearly got himself into far more serious trouble.
Police there say that they stopped a vehicle May 3 for improper registration. One of the passengers identified himself to police, who ran a check on the name.
That name turned out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GPS In Stolen Van Foils Thief&#8217;s Day Of Crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 03:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A car thief in West Auckland, New Zealand, had his plans for a day of crime brought to a sudden halt after the GPS tracking system in the van that he had stolen led police directly to him.
North Shore Senior Sergeant Jenni Richardson said that police received a phone call from a West Auckland flooring [...]]]></description>
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