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		<title>Whizzinator Bag Backfires For Man On Probation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One man in Jacksonville, Florida, let a little too much hang out during a trip to the bathroom.
Police there say that the man, identified as 28-year-old Timothy Harris, went to use the lavatory for a pee test. He is on probation.
Harris pulled down his shorts, and much to his chagrin, a supervising officer spotted something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teen Accused Of Attempting To Rob Undercover Cops</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A teenager in Yonkers, New York, faces a long list of charges after police there allege that he tried to rob two men, only to find out that they were undercover police officers.
According to police, the cops were in their unmarked car, doing undercover surveillance work, when the teen, identified as 19-year-old Michael Garcia, reached into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Gives Police False Name, Not Knowing That Said Name Is That Of Wanted Felon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, who lied to police in an attempt to hide his unpaid traffic citations nearly got himself into far more serious trouble.
Police there say that they stopped a vehicle May 3 for improper registration. One of the passengers identified himself to police, who ran a check on the name.
That name turned out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GPS In Stolen Van Foils Thief&#8217;s Day Of Crime</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A car thief in West Auckland, New Zealand, had his plans for a day of crime brought to a sudden halt after the GPS tracking system in the van that he had stolen led police directly to him.
North Shore Senior Sergeant Jenni Richardson said that police received a phone call from a West Auckland flooring [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Arrested After Trying To Cash $360 Billion Check</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Police in Fort Worth, Texas, have arrested a man after they say that he presented a check made out for $360 billion to bank tellers there.
Bank employees told investigators that the check held by the man, identified as 21-year-old Charles Ray Fuller, got their suspicions up, so they phoned account holder and verified that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Family Reports Fight, Is Arrested On Drug Charges</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A family in Merrimack, New Hampshire, called police to their home to report a fight ended up being arrested on drug charges. Police there say that they went to the Roehl family home on April 28 after receiving a call about a fight, possibly involving baseball bats.
They say that when one member, identified as 17-year-old Karl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church Vandal Discovered Snoozing Inside</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Police in Boston, Massachusetts, who were searching for a vandal who burglarized a church didn&#8217;t have to go far.
They arrested a man whom they found sleeping inside shortly before Sunday morning services. Officers dispatched to Most Precious Blood Church in the Hyde Park neighborhood of the city found a broken stained-glass window, chalices thrown about, missing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Arrested After Purse With Methamphetamine Found At Target</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman in Sacramento, California, was arrested after police there say that she wrote a bad check at a Target store, then leaving behind a purse full of methamphetamine.
A surveillance camera was hovering right over the woman, identified as Kristina Parker, while she was in line at the store on a day that she would [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dumbcrooks.com/woman-arrested-after-purse-with-methamphetamine-found-at-target/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Let Me Tell You A Little Something About Myself. I Have An Outstanding Warrant For My Arrest!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A substitute teacher at Alton (Missouri) High School was arrested there a few days after she bragged to students about how she had an outstanding warrant for her arrest, according to authorities there.
Captain Marc McLemore of the Madison County Sheriff&#8217;s Office also alleges that the woman, identified as 50-year-old Jane Kodros, made an obscene gesture with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suspected Carjacker Stops To Ask TV News Crew For Directions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A newsflash out of Cleveland, Ohio: Police there say that a carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions.
The unidentified 19-year-old man appeared in court April 24 on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held on $50,000 bond.
Newswoman Shannon O&#8217;Brien and photographer Eric Walls, both of local CBS affiliate [...]]]></description>
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