A local Texarkana, TX fellow had a brilliant idea to make money stealing a car, intending to take it to a Dallas chopshop. Ole’ Fudd isn’t the brightest spark plug in town, though. 

He went to the Honda dealership, asked to test drive a car, then went to Wal-Mart and made a copy of the key.  Later that night he went back, unlocked the car, cranked it up and drove away.  Clean break. 

He got to Dallas without any trouble and that’s where his lame brain got him in the soup.  He stopped  at Dairy Queen and ordered a meal. He then decided to jack the restaurant for the price of his HungerBuster.  He drove away and the manager called the police.  When he was pulled over it was discovered that the car he was driving was stolen. 

He, of course, was charged with absconding with the burger and felony auto theft.  Way to go, Fudd!