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Computer Programming Humor
http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm
Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.

Life of Programmer
http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm
Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.

Computer Stupidities
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.

Hello, World Page
http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml
Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.

Holger's Humor Page
http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.

Reflections on Trusting Trust
http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.

Programming Languages are Like Women
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.

Softpanorama Humor Archive
http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml
Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.

The Evolution of a Programmer
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.

Epigrams in Programming
http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.

Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm
Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.

Laugh Along with GNU
http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html
Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.

Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html
A song kind of by Paul Simon.

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.

The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
http://www.alphaandomega.nl/
A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.

Quotes about Programmers
http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html
Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.

ComedyCode
http://www.comedycode.com
Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.

Softwarequotes.com
http://www.softwarequotes.com/
Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.

Jargon File
http://catb.org/jargon/
Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.

The Retrocomputing Museum
http://catb.org/~esr/retro/
Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.

Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html
Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.

Hacker's Wisdom
http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.

The Tao Of Programming
http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html
Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.

The Commentator
http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/
A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.

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